Oh hi, MTV. Ha-ha, I didn't see you there. Welcome to my crib! Just kidding, that was just a very funny and very topical joke. Now that you are comfortable and relaxed allow me to introduce myself. I'm Cody Bond and this is where the magic happens. Ha-ha, just kidding again, that was a throw back to the MTV Cribs joke I made earlier. But seriously, Feel free to roam around and contact me if you'd like to make fun things together!
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